Email Address'

I'm just writing down all of my email addresses (there's a few) because I'll easily forget them.

• roxykneen@hotmail.com (old, use it rarely)
• roxykneen@yahoo.co.uk (old, never use)
• jumbo-large-address@hotmail.co.uk (my new public address, use if you want to get in contact)
• And...

...I think I'll leave it at that. I don't want everyone knowing my main address XD

So here it is...

...December, not long till Christmas now - WHEE! This year has zoomed by. It doesn't seem like it's been 3 months since the summer.

Stuff that's...urm...happening
I went to see Casino Royale with Becky on Saturday. Great film but I'm still not sure whether Daniel Craig is James Bond (well of course he is but, whatever). Yeah, he's good and everything but is he the James Bond? Meh, maybe it's just me being stupid. I swear, that man must wear contact lenses. His eyes are freakishly blue. Freakishly.

Only one more week of school before that darned 'Enrichment Week'. At least we can go to the science museum in Manchester on the Wednesday for free. Yeah, I've been before (and it's slightly boring at times) but it beats school that's for sure. Our english teacher said we were meant to be going to a pantomime too but who knows.

Toodles

LOST

Hoorah, Lost Season 3 starts on Sunday!

I bet a few people aren't too happy that it's moved from Channel 4 to Sky One. My uncle included - he'll be coming up every Sunday night to watch it now (or we'll record it for him, whatever). My brother started watching it a couple of weeks ago because he downloads them on his PC and he said this series is going to be about the Others. Hopefully we'll finally get some answers about them. Although, being Lost, if we find out one piece of information a whole new round of mysterious-ness will start. It's one vicious circle of "What the hell?" that show. For instance, in the last series we found out the button in the hatch was 'real' (didn't we? It confused me...) but then at the very end it looked like that woman (Desmond's girlfriend?) had found the island, leaving you with a pretty blank face. Followed by a scrunched up confused-looking one. Hmm.

Oh well, all that's left to say is - Let the strangeness begin.

Stuff I gotta do.

Okay, this is for my own reference really so you can ignore this.

• Art - Japanese Warrior picture [X]
• Art - Kuniyoshi research [X]
• Maths - Test [X] (apart from about 2 questions)
  
• Business - Franchise sheet [X]
• English - Song thing [X]
  
• Picture - Halloween [X]
  

Sigh.

Geez, I haven't written a blog entry in yonks...

Oh my good God, school annoys me so much. Yesterday has got to be THE worst day I've experienced in a very long time. This week, because it's the last before half term, is called 'Enrichment Week' and basically that means we're off timetable and we do fun stuff.

Or so they said.

The whole 'off timetable' thing was actually a blatant lie because on Monday and Tuesday it was business as usual. And, god, the 'fun' part....pfft! Yesterday we had to do all this crap team work thing in form class in the morning which was an absolute snore. Then we had to vote for the school council which is a load of crap. THEN we got screamed at by Askew (the head) and her cronies for about 20 mins about a big fight that happened the night before which half of us hadn't even heard of before! After that we were only left with a 20 min lunch! And then to top all that off we had English, Maths & French in the afternoon. GRRRRR!! I was in a crap mood when I woke up and then I had a kinda fight with my mum coz I was gettin all stressed and then I had to go to that JOKE OF A SCHOOL!
Today we had to spend the whole day doing more 'fun enrichment activities'. Including putting up a tent. Sigh. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't as bad as yesterday but geez louise....
And tomorrow and Friday we've gotta spend the whole day watching the netball and football teams play. Woo. Pee. (lol pee) My friend Jade was forced to take part in the netball matches even though she doesn't want to. Could things get much worse?

Anyways, I haven't really got any drawing-related stuff planned so I mightn't submit for a little while. Although, hopefully I'll write another Hazaar chapter next week or sooner because it's half term.

And now I'm going to write a list of all the stuff I'd like to buy in the future just for the pure heck of it.
-Futurama series' (I may be getting a 4-episode DVD for crimbo tho)
-The Sims 2 (the stupid copy-ish version I have now is pretty poor)
-The first Jak & Daxter (I shall get & play it one day lol)
-Jeans (boy-fit ones)
-T-shirts
-Various DS games (although I'm not gettin my DS til xmas)
-New shoes from Primark (they're only £4! Bargain!)
And probably more, I just can't think of them...

Toodles.

Hazaar

A couple of weeks ago I started writing a story on DeviantART about a horse/pony/whatever-you-wanna-call-it called Hazaar. Don't worry, it's not some soppy countryside story about a farm or anything, it's a fantasy story really - all the people in it (unless stated otherwise) are horses & it's got all strange magical stuff in it (well, maybe not at the moment but I'm getting there). I'd love for you to go check it out so here are all the links!

Chapters
Prologue & Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

Characters/Illustrations
Hazaar
Loz
Loz 'Evening'

ACK! PINK PS2!!!! !i!UpDaTe!i!

I am sorry to report that....*sniff*.....I was right about the PS3 being delayed further. Instead of being released in November it is now not being released until March.

Sorry if you were hoping for one for Christmas....

In a word: Crap.

Prepare for a rant, people...

I went back to school today. What a joy it was!...not.

Right, incase you didn't know (which you most probably won't), our old school closed eight weeks ago and it changed into the Academy, which we started at today. And man, that place is so....*screams*. Yeah, I know that sounds stupid but trust me, it is a suiting adjective (if you can even call screaming an adjective...)

First of all, we have to wear some big horrible uniform that includes a cardboard box blazer & sticky-out black skirt. Then we all have to have the same humongous, plastic-y, stupid rucksack that's just 'bleh'. There's all these different house's as well (think of Harry Potter) so it's just all stupid and there's loads of different, new teachers & kids there.

It's just so stupid! Why the hell do we have to go into school half an hour earlier & twice a week we have to stay until 4:30! Okay, the rest of the week we get to go home at 2:45 but you can't even go home at dinnertime any more so you can't wait to get out of there at the end of the day. And don't even get me started on dinnertime.....we have to have these cards to pay for food now, that you put money on at machines, so today, because it was the first day there were HUGE queues for this machine and my mate Becky waited half an hour and she eventually got her dinner at 1pm. Class started at 1:05...some people hadn't even got their dinner when classes started so they came into the lesson like half way through. Why? I mean, WHY do this stupid card thing!!!?!?!? Just use some god damn money like we used to!!! Geez louise, and in French we all had to sit boy/girl next to all the scumbags & scallys and you're just like "How the hell are we meant to learn anything when we're constantly being told we 'stink' by some immature, stupid lad!?" Not that I paticularly want to do french but the headteacher's always going on about "trying your best" & "achieveing" and all this other crap. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT ASKEW!!!!!!!!

And I can't wait for double PE on Thursday morning.... o.O

There's probably more I hate about it but I can't remember. I'm tellin' you now, things best get better in time otherwise I may end up bald.

I wonder how many times I said 'stupid' in this post....one more time: Stupid. Tee-hee-hee.....

Last word: "DAMN YOU!!!!" North Liverpool Academy *shakes fist*

Name the Monkey!

I finally got a monkey soft toy the other day (WOOPEE!) but I still can't decide on a name. Any suggestions?

Go here to suggest!->Name the Monkey!<-

R.I.P Pleasureland

After years and years and years of fun, Southport Pleasureland is now officially closed. The theme park just sadly wasn't making enough money. Even with investments in making the Traumatizer rollercoaster, Space Shot vertical drop ride and the Casablanca Family Entertainment Centre in the past few years it just wasn't enough to save the fair.Yeah it is really sad that it's closing and everything and it did suprise me at first when I heard the news but when I think about it, I can't help but think it makes sense. It did really only have one big ride there - the Traumatizer. I can't really say because I never went on it (it's been years since I've been to Pleasureland and I didn't like coasters back then) but ok, it might be a great ride but paying an £18 entrance fee to go on one coaster ain't too good. There is the old woodie rollercoaster The Cyclone as well but even £18 for two big rides still ain't too peachy (hehe, peachy...)
Even though it wasn't the best fairground in the world it was still part of Southport and I think everyone's going to miss it. Farewell Pleasureland!!!!!!
See the official statement thingy on the -->Pleasureland website<--


I'd also just like to take this oppurtunity to say goodbye to the good ol' Log Flume (the longest in the world apparantly) in Blackpool Pleasure Beach. The last ride was on Sunday and it was meant to be getting demolished yesterday. I can't wait to see what new ride they're building on the site (B.P.B rocks!) but I'm really going to miss the log flume. We had some good times Loggy!!!!

ACK! PINK PS2!!!!

Oh yes, Sony is releasing a PINK!! PlayStation2. Shocking, I know.

Really though, I honestly don't see the point in them releasing this on 8th November (according to Amazon anyway, but they're usually correct) because isn't the brand-spanking-new PlayStation3 coming out at the end of this year or sometime next year? Aren't the PS2s slowly falling into the PIT OF DESPAIR (ahem..) with all the new next gen. consoles coming out? Unless....(cover your eyes if you can't wait for the PS3)...they're releasing this pink PS2 because the PS3 is even MORE delayed and isn't coming out til the end of next year or even LATER?! Ooooh no..

Anywho, enough with the conspiracies, the pink PS2 is out 8th November 2006, exclusive to Europe (WOO!) and is selling for £129.99 on amazon.co.uk

UPDATE!

HOLY COW BATMAN!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Logo V.2

I've just updated it abit because I was (well I still am but whatever) really bored. I don't really care if it's not as good or better than the other but comment if you like.

Scribblings of the Everythingness 2

Listening to: SHAKIRA - Hips Don't Lie
Mood: ...meh

~Again, this is *most* of what I wrote on DeviantART because I don't see the point of typing out a load that's along the same lines of what I wrote on DA.~

Blackpool Pleasure Beach was fantastic!! I love it there! We went on the Big One about four times and we even got to stay on for one of those times (because it was almost closing time)! I went on the Revolution and Valhalla for first time and they were both great! The Revolution was plain strange, going backwards on a loop-de-loop is a new one for me...and Valhalla was funny. You think you get wet on a log flume, well lets just say on Valhalla you may as well swim through it - you get absolutley soaked. Thank God me and my sister had bought rain ponchos (I love mine!) otherwise we'd have probably got frostbite or something because it wasn't exactly a hot day when we went...

I watched 'Kung Fu Hustle' the other night with my brother. I thought it would be some serious Japanese kung fu movie but man, was I wrong. That film was hilarious. There were times when me and Craig (my bro.) were almost crying with laughter. It's not so much because it was full of jokes and stuff but because of the sheer stupidness of it all! "Who's throwing the handles?!" ...ahh, still makes me laugh now... I didn't think I'd really like a film with subtitles but this was fantabulous. I really reccomend it!

I had my brace tightened yesterday *sob*. I hate the dentist, I felt physically sick while I was there - I think it's the whole rubber gloves-in-ya-mouth thing... Bleh. My teeth really ache now. It isn't as bad as it was the first time but geez louise tooth-ache ain't pleasant.

Anywho, I've finished my rant now so bye!

Last word: Always remember, mud is not edible.

Scribblings of the Everythingness 1

Listening to: RAZORLIGHT - Golden Touch
Mood: Kinda sleepy *yawn*

Okay 'Scribblings of the Everythingness' mightn't be the best name in the world but it shall do for now. All suggestions for a kinda random/funny/weird-esque name for my diary-type posts will be welcomed with huge, snuggly, huggles (hope I didn't scare anyone off...)
Anyways, because I'm not exactly in the mood for writing at the minute I'm just gonna copy (most of) what I wrote on DeviantART and paste it onto here.

Yay! There's a new Singstar coming out on 4th August! And it looks like a corker, hehe! I can't wait to sing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' (anyone who's watched the Mighty Boosh episode 'Tundra' will know why...) and all the rest. Okay, there may only be 20 tracks instead of the usual 30 but its still gonna be great. I love playing Singstar with my mates!

In other news...
I'm currently in the process of making a Mighty Boosh collage (me like collages, yes). Whether I'll ever finish it is another kettle of fish because making the little Boosh signs/masks/symbols takes a pretty long time, plus it's kinda annoying and long winded. I hope I can be bothered actually finishing it though because by the way I think it's gonna look, in my mind, it should look quite kool. My mind and reality are totally different though so y'know.

I went to see Superman Returns last night with my dad and I'm glad to say (with a smile on my face) that I really enjoyed it. I've never ever been into Superman at all (more a Spidey person) and I've never seen any of the original films but if anymore modern ones come out, I wouldn't hesitate to go watch it. Okay, it was corny but c'mon, what do ya expect from a comic book film! I'd read in a few reviews in magazines and stuff that it was a bit long but when the credits started rolling I suddenly just thought "oh". I wasn't expecting it to be honest and was suprised to hear people say, "they could of cut it down abit" when I came out of the cinema. I mean, I knew it was long but I didn't mind because I was enjoying it. It was the same with Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest, I was aware of how long it was but, again, I didn't mind because I was enjoying it. The only reason I didn't go "oh" when that finished was because I knew it ended in a cliffhanger and was kinda expecting it.
All in all, I reccomend you go see both Superman Returns and Pirates of the Carribean, if you haven't already, unless you don't love a whole lot of fun!
(plus, they show the Snakes on a Plane trailer when you go to see Superman! lol, wonder what that's about anyway... =P)

So, that's it my amigos. Bye-bye!

Last word: If at first you don't succeed....give up and try something better!

Jak & Daxter

In a food lesson long ago we had to design a pizza box. It was around the same time when we went through the whole 'Jak X' phase so Becky had brought the little manual that comes with the game into school. That is when a stroke of pure miracle genius came about and Becky produced this amazing picture on her pizza box....Okay, it may not be amazing to everyone, but anything that makes you laugh is damn right amazing in my book (I really should start writing that book...).

Tee-hee-hee, I may scan the whole pizza box design in one day and you can see the rest of the masterpiece including "All Natural Ingrediants!", "Eat Razer Style!" and all the other little things that me and my cronies find funny but probably no one else in the world does...

Things I do when I'm bored. #2

When I'm bored I waffle. Get ready for some serious waffling!!!! (mmm...waffles...)

!!WARNING!! !!DANGER!! !!MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE FILM IN THIS PARAGRAPH!!
Went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 the other night. Shocking yet absolutley fantabulous that film is! I'm glad I watched the first one again the night before because Dead Man's Chest included a few jokes to do with #1 and knowing me if I hadn't of watched it the night before, I would have totally forgot about them and just be like, "wha?!". I must say I was pretty impressed by the 3-way sword fight and the special effects - Beautys! (why did I just say that? why did I just say that?..) Anywho, I can not wait for Pirates 3!!! Does anyone know when it's coming out? Next year or even later? I hope it's not later, I need answers!!!!!
-What's Will gonna do about the whole Jack & Elizabeth kiss?!
-What's gonna happen to Davey Jones and his heart!?
-How are they gonna bring Jack back to life?! (if he's even dead...)
-And what the hell is gonna happen with Captain Barbossa?!!?!?
It's just all too much.....
!!SPOILERS OVER!!

In other news...
I'm goin to Blackpool Pleasure Beach on 4th August!!! YIPEE!!! I luv fairs!!! I can't wait to go on the Big One!! It best not be shut on the day we go, I'll cry. And it best not be raining either, coz if it is, we won't be going at all! NOOOOO!!

The week after Blackpool I'm getting my brace tightened. Great, another 3 days of bananas, yoghurts and mush in general. Oh well, at least this time I'll be used to the brace itself, I'll only feel pain (only?! I say that like it's a good thing).

Well, I suppose that's it really. If I think of anything else to waffle about, I'll be sure to add it!!! How lucky you people are!!!!

The Cutest Thing Ever!

Omg, I just found this picture of the cutest likkle monkey ever!!! Look:

Cute Monkey

Hehehe!!!!

The Story of Untoldness (Until Now...) Update

Just to let it be known, I may not be able to post the next chapter of Becky's story for quite a long time because it's the summer holidays and this year we have eight weeks off (shocking I know).

Sorry!


Update 20/07/06
Becky now has a blog of her own - www.myfavouritecharactersstory.blogspot.com -
where she's gonna post her stories. She's currently only done the introduction but I'm guessing the stories will be coming soon.
I'll still be posting the stories here as well.

Things I do when I'm bored. #1

As the title may suggest, I'm bored. So here's my top 5 PSP games (that I've played).

1. LocoRoco.
This game is just the best thing ever. Whenever you feel sad play this game and you'll be smiling very, very soon. I don't know whether its the insane yet catchy music, the cuteness of the little Locos/Rocos/LocoRocos (what are they called?), the way they all scream when they come apart, when they see a baddie they shout "MOJA! MOJA!" (as thats what they're called) or little Muimui, but this game just shouts HAPPY! in a loud, but extremely cute & funny voice.
One of the best things I've played in a while.

2. Daxter
Well its kinda obvious this is gonna be near the top of my list coz I'm a big Jak & Daxter fan but even if you aren't you'll find this game fun. Like all the other games in the series, this is a piece of good quality....er...-ness and the graphics/story/gameplay and everything is just kool. What makes it even better is it's set just at the very beginning of Jak 2 (the best game ever) so its good seeing some of the same places and watching some of the plot holes be filled. The only thing I have to complain about is the length, very short for J&D, but I think ReadyAtDawn did a good job on this game.
Only just missed out on the top spot.

3. Viewtiful Joe: Red Hot Rumble
One word describes this game: craziness. Before my brother got this game I'd never heard of Viewtiful Joe in my life, now it's one of my fave games. I haven't actually played the story mode so cant comment on that but I found the rest of the game pretty damn great. It's one of those games you get sorta addicted to and everytime you see the PSP just sitting there screaming "Play me!" you just must obey.

4. Ape Academy
Yep, yep, yep, those Ape Escape monkeys have returned in this good, but can get frustrating, game. It's pretty much a load of mini games, some which I find impossible. (if anyone can do 'Monkey Juggle' or whatever its called, please let me know so I can marvel in your amazing greatness) I do find the two-player mode a lot of fun. Being able to play with your mates on some of the games with just one PSP is pretty kool.
Once you've been playing it for quite a while though you do get bored and I no longer play it anymore.

5. Star Soldier (I think that's what it's called)
People probably haven't heard of this but it is a fun game to play. Nice and simple. Basically it's a kinda arcade-type, shooty, space-shippy, try-and-beat-your-high-score game which wouldn't have you playing it all day but it's a good game to just pick up every now and again and see how far you get in it.


So, there you go. That kept me occupied for a while...

Rapids pic

True to my word, here's the pic of us all on the rapids. Hehe, I love this pic.
From left: Jenny, Becky, Diem, me.

Alton Towers

Awh, just got back from our end-of-year trip with the school to Alton Towers. All I gotta say is that place is fab.

Thanks to me and my mates' "run like hell to the big rides as soon as you get there" tactic, we managed to get on pretty much all the big main rides (apart from Rita but oh well..) so it was boss! Omg, Oblivion has got to be one of, if not The, scariest rides I've ever been on. 'Ecky Peck, me and my mates were proper poopin' our pants on the build up to that ride and God, the actually drop itself.....geez. You should see the picture that Becky bought of me and her on it. She's got her eyes closed, I've got a look of pure terror on my face and both of our hairs are just flyin' everywhere! Crikey, that is one mighty, mighty ride... (with a mighty, mighty queue time as well.)

Personally I liked Air the best basically because I've never been on anything like it. A roller coaster were you lie down on your back part of the time just amazed me deeply. Anyway, I've decided to do my top fave rides (that I went on) because after all of that excitement I feel kinda bored and fed up back in reality...
1. Air
2. Oblivion (even though it scared the pants off me)
3. Nemesis
4. Ripsaw (God, the bit at the end feels like someone's just thrown a bucket of water over ya head)
5. The River Rapids (lol, we shouted "LEON!" and sung Ghostbusters on the way round so it was just funny. Plus Becky had gone all hyper...)
6. Hex
7. Corkscrew (I just didn't like it for some reason. Probably coz it proper bangs ya head and the fact I lost my precious sunglasses on it...*sob*)

Well, there you go. One more morning of our school, before it turns into the new (crappy) acadamy thing next year (>_> I didn't add the 'crappy'...it...it was the monkey.....honestly...?), awaits and then its a full eight weeks, I repeat, eight weeks, of freedom in the form of summer holiday....Ahh...how delightful....


PS. I'd just like to say to Diem, if she gets to read this, that we had a boss day today and we're gonna miss you. Everybody say it with me...Awwwh.

PPS. If the scanner starts liking me again I may be able to get a picture of all of us on the River Rapids. Tee-hee.

The Story of Untoldness (Until Now...) Chapter Two

Lucky people, you get two helpings of story within a couple of hours!

The Story of Untoldness (Until Now...)
Chapter Two.

"Ga Ga." I was hungry.
"Does my little baby want some carrots and peas?"
Okay, maybe I went a bit too far back but c'mon, I was a cute baby.
Maybe I should go back about a week before the little, lets call it, 'battle'.

I was just playing on habbohotel.co.uk claiming my cactus, Greggory, when my mother said there was a man at the door. Actually she said a child but when I saw him I knew it was a small, slightly less than average, man wearing slightly old-fashioned clothes named Ramon Salazar.
"A message from Vince," Ramon spoke.
Vince's voice blared out. "Help...Pie...F....ace....Help!"

I knew who Vince was. A TV Idol, but how did he know me?

End of Chapter

©Rebeckah D 2006

BRAND NEW STORY!

"OMG BRAND NEW STORY!?" I hear you scream in amazement (well maybe not, but y'know...) Yep, Becky's started writing a new story! Expect to see more characters than ever before! The Mighty Boosh, Resident Evil and maybe others depending on how she feels.

Here we go again...

The Story of Untoldness (Until Now..)

Chapter One.

So there I was standing face to face with the horrific Pie Face. How did it come to this? Why was I battling the evilest super villian in the world? These questions kept popping into my head and I couldnt get them out. I wanted to yell ''mummy!'' and run but Vince and Howard were about to be killed by a pie maker. Naboo and Bollo were about to be eaten by a giant cat and Leon and Ada were tied up above a boiling hot tube of hot chocolate. Gosh, how was I going to get out of this one? Normally something would come up...
I sat on the floor while every one looked at me curiously. But I knew nothing would come. Even Ashley who was cowering in the corner knew I looked as if I was about to give up, but I didn't. I picked up my Bronze Sword of Hyperness and then, suddenly, had a flashback of how it had came to this...

End of Chapter

©Rebeckah D 2006

Mine & Sarah's Summer Party Song List

God, what a mouthful of a title...

Anywho, if you've looked at my Random Funny Moments blog you will have probably read about mine and Sarah's list of songs that she's downloading for her mate Jenny's birthday party (it's gonna be a hawaiian-summer-tropical-type party). So, because I think it is such an fab artefact of great historic-ness, I'm putting it on the blog....yeah. (GO MINI-STEVE!)
It's actually written on the back of a bingo ticket thing because on our last night we didn't leave the apartments till about 2:30am and just had to sit in the bar, bored. Plus, it is even more sacred, because it is the bingo ticket which only needed one more number to win 50euros or whatever the prize was. ...Damn you no.90....

Sugar Puffs - The Second Installment of Becky's Stories

Here it is, Becky's second story - Sugar Puffs. Again it's based around Jak and Daxter with a dash of Resident Evil.
Not much more to say apart from: sit back, relax and enter the crazy mind of Becky...

Sugar Puffs

As he crushed me in his hand I thought of how it had led up to this. Daxter had died a watery death as there were no ripples left in the water and now I was going to die.

It all started when we heard of the dark eco on the Forbidden Island.
Daxter said, "I don't go anywhere with scary, spooky or forbidden in it's name." Ramon then said, "Daxter is a scaredy cat, well scaredy ottsel."
Daxter grabbed Salazar and punched him.
Ramon shouted, "Reginald!"
This small 2"4 boy in his 16s came in. Ramon blabbed on about his son. Reginald was basically mini-mini-me of Ramon.

Anyway, me, Dax and Sig drove to the Forbidden Island. On the way we heard Razer the loon sing the 'Nana Moon Rhapsody' on the radio. Daxter mimiced it with a pen in his mouth and a doll with a big red afro. I laughed and then got out because we were there. I gave our chauffeur UR-86 10p and said, "Keep the change" then walked off.

Sig said, "Jak I'm sorry but I can't get past, Dr Baboon has security lazers where metal can't go past. Sorry cherries, but it's my eye."
Me and Daxter went past and carried on. We got past the giant cat on the mat and the rain of apples.

Finally we reached the vault that contained the dark eco. I was about to stick my amulet in when a massive robot grabbed me. Daxter tried to get me but got flung in the river.

Now I am back up to the start of the story. I am struggling but it is killing me quicker.......I....I feel weird......

I woke up. Keira towered over me. I clambered up and Daxter jumped out of the water and said, "Jak, I am never going swimming again."
Leon said, "Lets go get that dark eco."
Well you know the rest so I'll skip to the end..

When we got home I invited; Ramon, Reginald, Leon, Ashley, Luis, Claire, Shiv, Torn, Edje, Ashelin, Sig, UR-86, Pecker and Steve.
Razer came anyway and sang.
I kissed Keira and thanked her saving me.

This is Daxter saying: Jak don't write too much info! and does anyone know how G.T Blitz gets that sheen in his hair coz I must know.

Ok Dax.
We ended the party by eating ice-cream and toast.

THE END

My life at the mo

Hey,

I've got a gallery now on DeviantART, like Jade, so here it is:

http://crazy-crazy-monkey.deviantart.com/

Yeah, I know my drawings aren't exactly great but that's how things go. I'm gonna be doing a collage soon (when I get some paper and actually find some time when I can be bothered doing it) so hopefully that'll be good.
I'm gonna add another of Becky's stories in a mo so that'll be something to keep you entertained.
Going to my brother Craig's graduation this week so that'll be another not-full-week in school. (=P I haven't had a full 5-day week for yonks - holiday, off-sick, etc, etc...) You've got to dress up all smart though and you can't cheer or anything you've just got to clap like a posh so and so. Suppose it makes sense like, but sigh.
I am loving The Mighty Boosh at the mo. Its just fantabulous ("Look deep into the parka.."...gawd...). Another thing I'm loving is LocoRoco on the PSP. That game is just so darn happy it makes you smile on the flippin' loading screen! (Okay, maybe that was a lie but you know where I'm coming from).
Had a boss time the last two nites at Steph's & Vicki's. Always have a laugh with my mates though. =D
Damn, I was gonna write something then but I've totally forgotten...erm....hmm....awwh crap its gone.
*silence*
Poo, its gonna bug me for ages now. Oh well, thats pretty much everything mildly exciting thats been going on round my end.

Cya'z later my little toasties.

The Unknown Title - First Installment of Becky's Stories

Now my mate Becky has written two stories and is writing one at the moment. This is the first one she wrote and is based mainly around the game Jak X (along with some appearances by Resident Evil characters). Even if you've never heard of that you're bound to enjoy this rather 'different' story XP
So here you go....(second of Becky's work coming soon)

The Unknown Title

Oww, that was a punch and a half. But I suppose I'm used to it. I'm Trixy and my partner is Lydia. We are known as the south side heroes, we always protect the south side of the island including Roxide City, the place I grew up in. We have saved this city from the Atomic Belly to the man who nearly killed me, Shiv. And now we are fighting another gang that are trying to kill us. I'm known as Golden Lightning, I have gold hair and I use my weapons fast. Lydia is known as the Black Menace, she has black hair and took out 20 men in 10 seconds - with my help of course. We defeated the gang and went home.

At 10 o' clock that night there was a knock on the door. A peculiar small man who looked like a child stood there. He said, "I am Ramon Salazar and I seek the south side heroes, so where are these men?"
Lydia came over and we said, "Right in front of you." I also added, "And you need to wear some modern clothes."

We were passed a letter which read:
'Dear south side heroes,
I, well we, need your help. Krew's daughter, Rayn, is destroying Kras City and into Rayntopia. Please help,
The north side champions.

I got out my phone and called Leon, an old friend, and told him to drop us off.
When we got there we saw Salazar and he took us to a room. There were many people there but only five I could recognize: Shiv, my arch enemy, Razer, Lydia's ex-boyfriend, Sig and the kids from the orphanage, Jak and Daxter.

I spoke saying, "who are the north side champions?"
Daxter came up to me and said, "moi and Jak but mainly moi."
I laughed saying, "I beat you two at a wrestling match. How could you protect half the island?!"
Jak said, "I do protect the island but we need help. First of all, this is Ashelin, Keira, Sig, Shiv (damn Shiv), Edje, Torn, UR-86 (now good), Pecker, Dax and me. Are you with us or not?"
Lydia said, "I'm with."
I agreed. I was handed a handful of grenades and me and Lydia were given a car to share. We had to race first, I drove fast and Lydia was busy blowing people up.

First, we battled our way through the maze of bridges. It was pretty messy but we survived. We also took care of the snake pit, bog of frogs....well you get the idea.

Until we finally got to Rayn's castle. As we planned a way to get in Shiv fell to the ground, then UR-86. Eventually everyone until me, Lydia, Jak and Daxter were left.

We quickly got in, when I remembered Razer hadn't been with us. Oh well. We were up to the last room when Jak and Daxter fell. "Go on without us," Jak managed to shout.
It was just me and Lydia. Suddenly, Razer came and put Lydia in a trance and led her away. It was just me. I went in...

It was dark. Then the lights turned on and there were mirrors everywhere. I could see Rayn's reflection everywhere. I chucked a bomb but missed. Rayn threw a knife and got me, I bled but carried on. I finally hit Rayn and then fell to the ground unconciously.

When I woke Jak, Daxter and Lydia were there. Lydia explained that I had bled too much from when Rayn hit me with the knife. The trance had wore off so she came and found me.
I was just so happy Rayn was behind bars and Kras City was back.
Ramon dropped everyone off but before he did we stopped for a McFlurry.

THE END

Jade's Gallery

Hey, just thought I'd let you see these fab pictures Jade (in my school) has drawn.
And yes, she has drawn all of them herself.

Enjoy...

http://jadeswolf.deviantart.com/gallery/

Logo-thing

Now I don't know how this is exactly gonna look (probably crap but meh) but here's a logo-thing I made just then. If only I knew how to work the scanner, be a hell of a lot easier.

Hmm. Not too bad...

The Hanso Foundation - Fact or Fiction???

Fan of Lost? Well even if you aren't this might interest you anyway.

Take a look at this website:

www.thehansofoundation.org

Looks pretty normal and you're probably wondering why the hell I asked about Lost before. Well I'm not going to go on into great detail about it, you can look on wikipedia for that, but I just thought I'd make a post about it because it is so darn strange.

Apparantly there is some game-type-thing going on called the Lost Experience and there's loads of clues about the series dotted around in the most random places. Take this for example: on an advert for 'Jeep' cars, (I think. Actually it might have been at the end of an episode of Lost or infact I think it was just some weird advert on the telly) a telephone number appeared. Someone actually bothered to call this number and it was this strange Hanso Foundation thing and you were supposed to be able to press all different numbers and it would say stuff, like a real company thing would do. You can even apply for jobs on the website!

Just think though, this is a TV programme, why are they going through all this trouble for some game? Too weird for me... They've even got 'Sprite' in on the action! My brother, Craig, showed me some 'Sprite' website (don't know what the link is sorry) and it was pretty creepy too. Also, because he has been researching it more than I have, Craig knew some number to put in on the Hanso website and then all the screen went weird and all this stuff about the Dharma-thing came up. I didn't like it, I tells you. There's a monkey on the website too called Joop and its face is meant to morph into human faces (eep) if you look at it long enough.

I'll leave you to look on wikipedia for more info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hanso_Foundation

And, well, that's it.


Suppose my title 'Fact or fiction?' is abit stupid really, coz it obviously is fiction. The Crazy Monkey suggested it though and once he gets an idea in his head you're better to just go along with it....they don't call him 'Crazy' for nothing....


!!UPDATE!!
The site has now been closed. Quote from Wikipedia, "On June 20, 2006, the website was closed due to 'malicious infiltrators' and claims it will be reopened when legal arrangements are made."
This sounds like it may open again but who knows.

Holiday

Just to let all you people know I'm going on holiday tonight and won't be back til like next Wednesday or Thursday. So if the blog doesn't get a good ol' update for ages, that'll probably be why.

Cya's soon

Lydia & the Crazy Crazy Monkey XxX


Also, because I know my mates'll be confused, if you wanna read any past posts that have kinda..disappeared..use the archive thingys over there somewhere -->

'Funny Moments have moved house

The 'Random Funny Moments' have moved to their own blog.

www.randomfunnymoments.blogspot.com (original eh?)

It was just getting too big for this blog and from the looks of it by this time next year the blog'll be about a week long (however far a week is...).

I'm Famous!....sorta

Heh heh heh....just listening to the radio (ROCK FM!!) & the DJ started slagging off the second series of Lost (how dare he!?") so I sent an email in tellin him he was totally wrong & it got read out! LOL! I am amazed....

Save Invasion!

Help save Invasion from getting cancelled by signing this petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/33030/petition.html

If you watch the show you'll know that we need a second series! They can't just leave the story in mid-air like that!!!!


I'm signature no.17957 incase you were interested... =P

Bizzaro but fabulous-o

Got Ape Escape last week (or was it the week before? hmmm...oh well, potato patato...) and geez louise that is one strange game; big crazy music, terrible voice acting, a storyline that makes you go "what the...?" its got it all! It is boss though =D and how can you not like Dr. Tomuki!! He's just the best person in it!!! Heh heh heh....awwh I wanna go on it now......

Need.....Ape....Escape.......

Bad cravings for Ape Escape 3 now people.
Been waiting weeks for that darn game! Ohmygosh!!!!! Its coming (hopefully) this weekend, or at least by next week!!!!!!! WOOP-EY!!!!!

*dances*

>=]

Easter

Easter tomorrow people!!! =]

.........mmm........choccie........*druels*..........

We're going to Salou!

We booked our holiday to Salou the other day!!!! WOO!!!!! We're going in June for a week & we've booked our tickets to Port Aventura too!!!!!

*runs in circles*

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!

Can't wait!!!!!!!! I hope we go the waterpark too but even if we don't YAY! still!!!!




Sheesh, I went abit crazy there... =-]

Random Funny Moments

Hey, where all the random funny moments go?

www.randomfunnymoments.blogspot.com

Can't wait!

omg! I can not wait till tomorrow!!!!! Im goin to see Alien Autopsy with my mates in town!!!

They said its meant to be crap but who cares, its still gonna be kool! :-]
(thats me & my mates in the pic by the way - from left: Steph, moi!, Becky & Vicki) Zoe (not on pic) is coming too. YaY! cant wait!!! *dances*

FIRST POST!!!

Wa-hey!
Its the first post on my new blog, hehe! Im just mostly gonna babble on about a load of crap on this blog but meh, what ya gonna do...

Im gonna go off & explore the site now so cya round!